hungry-hobbits:

supevah:

Thinking bout life

is this animal crossing

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undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

laughingstation:

death-by-lulz:

amandabnana:

me on my way out of finals

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More FUNNY POST here!

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nicodidevilo:

salt-t-xo:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

the comments though. 

*the comments dough

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swayzepatrick:

i was cryin in the theaters during this scene.

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